From The Saddle Onto Your Face

I just got back from a horse-riding session - and it was so much joy! So, I think Ill proceed the joy - but this time, Ill use your face as my saddle! How does it feel to be manhandled as my saddle? Feeling my railing pants leisurely flatten your nose and my divine arse strangling you? We will leisurely commence your training at a walk - youll have my full weight the entire time, but without any movement yet. Then well go at a trot - which will be much tighter for you, having my butt drop onto your face again and again. And then ultimately at a gallop... now my arse is pulling down even harder on your face! And to complete your training, well of course train your endurance... and you can only hope that Ill get up in between to let you breathe!