Happy Wife Happy Life Part 1

Its time to set things straight. You just dont cut it in the bedroom. Whether its due to your lack of practice, or most likely, your puny man rod, Ive determined that we can stay married but see other people. And by we, I mean me. Maybe someday Ill let you see other people, but only if I approve very first. Maybe you can see the same ones Im eyeing. Like Alex, who Im witnessing tonight. Alex is a very gorgeous man with a meaty pipe. Hell very likely split me open when we fuck, and hes already told me hes going to spunk inwards my snatch. So when I come home and get into bed with you, dont even think about touching me. But tomorrow, when youre doing the laundry, youll get to wash my cum-soaked silk by mitt. Sounds fair, doesnt it? You get to have your trophy wifey and be seen taking me shopping, and I get to be kept blessed by fucking other guys. Happy wife, happy life.