I Destroy Every Dick

I had to search for a long time to find a zucchini that is even remotely as petite as your lil' manmeat. You will now get to witness and love what I would like to do with your mini dick. My high-heeled shoes drill deep into the vegetables and I stomp without mercy on the leftovers until there is absolutely nothing left. So far no knob has been able to keep up when I crush it. Yours will be no exception!