My Human Ashtray Licks My Heels

I found the ideal accessory to add to My smoking lounge. It will lay underneath my divine feet and serve as My individual ash-stand. Perhaps when it is fortunate I will drool on it and maybe I permit it suck on my high high-heeled slippers. But when it doesnt I will use my spiked boots to torment it. An ash-pot like this one can never imagine how fortunate it is to lay underneath my divine feet to serve Me. I expect My ash-stand to love My slobber and adore My ash. It is not permitted to drop any of the ash I deposit or it will suffer badly for violating My rules. If I see it violating my rules I torment its body with the spikes on my shoe. At the end of the day, it needs to be able to deal with the ash, My spit, and lovely heels and swallow and clean everything when Im done.